The Psychiatrist Never Called Back

When will Andrea Bocelli have a concert in southern California? I would like to take my mother.

I got the idea from thinking that bees shit honey

I have come to terms with there being holes in my red shoes; good thing it doesn't rain here. I got the job.

I keep on forgetting I still have to vacuum all my shopping bags because they all have residue on the bottom

I have been using anti-baterial hand wash as body wash for two weeks

Buyers and Sellers, Pimps and Whores

Bad New Bears was given the lowest cautionary warning over here in Taiwanese cable television.
I would like to floss regularly. My cousin uses this facial wash that smells exactly like Sprite, it is also supposed to whiten.

The acquisition of my tape recorder really finished whatever emotional life I might have had, but I was glad to see it go

It just hit me the other day that Heath Ledger is dead.

Summer in Abbadon; AFK

Delta Air Line's advertising department has finally gotten clever. For example, "Freudian slip away: Vienna," "Off the beaten piazza: Pisa," and "Do some Seoul searching: Seoul."

I have resolved to throw away my faulty socks- the ones that come off my heel while in motion.

During a lecture on diseases that mess with auditory abilities: "and of course, we have a speech pathology clinic here on campus."

Ann knows how to sew now

I am allergic to my dog

Miles And Miles Of Squares

My winter started with a series of naps

I have been watching My So-Called Life courtesy of ABC. My hair is constantly touching my neck and I will start thinking I need to brush it soon. Skipping is the second best mode of transportation after bike riding.

"For most of the year, Krakow [Poland] has some of the nicest weather in the world. But come November, the days get shorter and darker. Bitter cold mixed with fog and snow dominates every day until March. During winter, Krakow averages around an hour and a half of actual sunshine per day and the temperatures stays at or below freezing." But low wind speeds are forecasted

you just be you, i'll be me-- okay

Bugs in domesticated environments remind me of my house. I have jury duty scheduled for when I'm in Europe.

My tambourine is still shaking

That's it, I hate hair clips.

planting lilacs and buttercups

There are four Garnier Fructis products in Corn’s bathroom. My family’s secret power is the ability to make the perfect amount of dumpling or wonton filling for the amount of wrapping skins there are. There is a fort in my room now.

Colorportation

Sometimes the little times you don't think are anything while they're happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life

I was starting to think that I smell and then I realized that I got my sweater from the dirty laundry bag. My throat hurts

That forty-pound shopping bag full of rice that I bought in a panic is still sitting next to my bed

I have 1 couch, 2 tail-less dinosaurs, 90 residents, a lot of meal swipes, no books, no BruinCard. I'm reading a book.

A: Should we walk? It's really beautiful out.
B: No.
A: Okay

Training Things

January 16th is Appreciate A Dragon Day
I put a bookshelf in my closet and now I have a shoe rack
I have two couches
January is National Soup Month
The 3 South dragons are named Whispey, Chuck, and Margo

1988, senior year, Garvey High

Today a silverfish fell from my ceiling onto the table just next to my left arm

Amanda had a dream where she was on The Real World, as was Mario and Luigi

you should be getting it

It's been a long time since I first got down but I still keep making these funky sounds

My dog has no game

I thought an invisible person was making noises in my room and then I realized it was somebody snoring out on the couch.

I found maggots in the kitchen, I found a worm in the shower that turned out to be a broken black hair tie, I had sesame flavored boba.

I'm going out sleepwalking

I bought a new bike seat. The salesman asked me what type of riding it is for and I said "for going to places."