You Have The Ass Of A Prince!

Everything Smells Like Raw Beef!

They attempted to avert people from going into the water by making a border at the high tide line with dark metal poles and yellow caution tape. Around 230am, I woke up from my short nap in the bed I dug myself in the sand (apparently people had been taking pictures of me). Shortly after, a truck came by to officially undo the silly border as some of it started getting angrily torn away. Two men came in a truck that they kept running while cleaning, and some man with curly dark hair started dancing back and forth in front of the truck's headlights. He was clapping his hands, which I later noticed were pronged in his sandles. I got out of bed to take pictures. Two frames later this man collapsed into the sand. Three frames later I asked if he was okay and then saw that it was Jack DeSena, a boy I had Algebra with in 8th grade and now goes to my school again.

Naked Breakfast

Tomorrow I am giving a speech on something I am personally committed to- this is something that does not exist and I have therefore yet to write it. I want to stop using commas.

You walk down Alameda looking at the cracks in the sidewalk, thinking about your friends- how you maintain all them in a constate state of suspense for your own protection over their affection.

Picture Perfect, I Paint A Perfect Picture

I can make you famous

It's great how my bed is so close to a toilet-- maybe I'll use it more often now

I might paint the vacuum too--green or yellow for the summer--and find a place for it. They're just so great. On the bottom, you can take the hose part with the suction, and screw it onto the bottom of the vacuum cleaner, and get blow-out air. One day I didn't have my hairdryer and I thought I could use that to dry my hair. So I attached the hose to the blow-out part and I blew out everything that was in the bag. It blew all over into little pieces of dust. One thing, you can always tell when your habits change by checking that bag.

And A, you know how I care what the outside of my door looks like.

I'd rather dance with you than talk with you

The Psychiatrist Never Called Back

When will Andrea Bocelli have a concert in southern California? I would like to take my mother.

I got the idea from thinking that bees shit honey

I have come to terms with there being holes in my red shoes; good thing it doesn't rain here. I got the job.

I keep on forgetting I still have to vacuum all my shopping bags because they all have residue on the bottom

I have been using anti-baterial hand wash as body wash for two weeks

Buyers and Sellers, Pimps and Whores

Bad New Bears was given the lowest cautionary warning over here in Taiwanese cable television.
I would like to floss regularly. My cousin uses this facial wash that smells exactly like Sprite, it is also supposed to whiten.

The acquisition of my tape recorder really finished whatever emotional life I might have had, but I was glad to see it go

It just hit me the other day that Heath Ledger is dead.

Summer in Abbadon; AFK

Delta Air Line's advertising department has finally gotten clever. For example, "Freudian slip away: Vienna," "Off the beaten piazza: Pisa," and "Do some Seoul searching: Seoul."

I have resolved to throw away my faulty socks- the ones that come off my heel while in motion.

During a lecture on diseases that mess with auditory abilities: "and of course, we have a speech pathology clinic here on campus."

Ann knows how to sew now

I am allergic to my dog

Miles And Miles Of Squares

My winter started with a series of naps

I have been watching My So-Called Life courtesy of ABC. My hair is constantly touching my neck and I will start thinking I need to brush it soon. Skipping is the second best mode of transportation after bike riding.

"For most of the year, Krakow [Poland] has some of the nicest weather in the world. But come November, the days get shorter and darker. Bitter cold mixed with fog and snow dominates every day until March. During winter, Krakow averages around an hour and a half of actual sunshine per day and the temperatures stays at or below freezing." But low wind speeds are forecasted

you just be you, i'll be me-- okay

Bugs in domesticated environments remind me of my house. I have jury duty scheduled for when I'm in Europe.

My tambourine is still shaking

That's it, I hate hair clips.

planting lilacs and buttercups

There are four Garnier Fructis products in Corn’s bathroom. My family’s secret power is the ability to make the perfect amount of dumpling or wonton filling for the amount of wrapping skins there are. There is a fort in my room now.

Colorportation

Sometimes the little times you don't think are anything while they're happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life

I was starting to think that I smell and then I realized that I got my sweater from the dirty laundry bag. My throat hurts

That forty-pound shopping bag full of rice that I bought in a panic is still sitting next to my bed

I have 1 couch, 2 tail-less dinosaurs, 90 residents, a lot of meal swipes, no books, no BruinCard. I'm reading a book.

A: Should we walk? It's really beautiful out.
B: No.
A: Okay

Training Things

January 16th is Appreciate A Dragon Day
I put a bookshelf in my closet and now I have a shoe rack
I have two couches
January is National Soup Month
The 3 South dragons are named Whispey, Chuck, and Margo